Altered Paints: Creative Paint-and-Sip Kits

Unleash your inner artist with the ultimate all-in-one paint and sip kit designed for those who like their creativity with a side of chaos.

Each kit is a high-energy party in a box, featuring three different curated wooden ornament styles—from our "Vine & Vibes" wine collection or our "High-Res" happy salad themed sets—alongside acrylic paints, brushes, and exclusive surprise gifts.

Whether you’re hosting a rowdy craft night or vibing solo, we provide everything you need to ditch the rules, embrace the whimsical, and paint outside the lines, we won't tell!

What's in the kits?

Since Altered Paints is all about getting a little fuzzy around the edges while staying sharp with the brush, here is a contents list designed to make your guests chuckle before they even dip a bristle. Each kit is hand crafted in Central New York.

Each Altered Paints "High-Spirits" Kit includes:

1. Your kit of choice (6 ornaments per kit):

Either you picked the "Vine & Vibes" Wine Ornaments, including elegant wine glasses, grapes and bottle shapes for those who prefer their inspiration fermented.

Or you picked the "High-Res" happy salad ornaments: hilarious weed themed cutouts for those who find their "muse" in a cloud of smoke.

2. The "Don't Drink This" Paint Sets (6 sets of 12 colors each)

Quality craft acrylic paint sets...warning: Despite looking like delicious forbidden frosting, these are for the ornaments only. Includes the "Bob Ross Emergency Green": Because we know exactly where your mind is going with those leaf ornaments.

3. Precision Paint Brush Sets including Palette trays (6 sets of each)

Individual paint trays and brush sets so everyone gets their own masterpiece tool kit. Channel your inner Renaissance painter, even if you're currently struggling to paint a straight line!

4. One Extra Large purple "Van Gogh-Away" table cloth because once the party is over, this mess is disappearing.

5. The Altered Paints Ultimate Surprise Gift Package (Set of 6)

Every guest gets their own hand-picked surprise party gift package to kickstart the hilarity and keep the energy high!

Pro Tip: If your painting starts looking like a Rorschach test, just tell people it’s "Expressionism." The more you drink or partake, the better it looks. It’s science.

Don't forget the Digital Host Kit - a quick set of tools to ensure you are the hostess with the most-est! Additional tools include a curated Altered Beats playlist, icebreaker games, a downloadable hilarious certificate of completion because..."I tried!" and the ultimate painting guides!

Note from the "Chef"

"Our paints are non-toxic but they taste like bad decisions. Please keep the brushes in the water cup and the wine in the wine cup. We've seen things... messy things."

— The Altered Paints Crew

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Paint nights with a twist—fun, messy, and totally you!

Do you have pictures of your party and want a free gift? Email the fun to us and authorize use on our website - you will get a free kit of your choice for the next paint adventure!

No humans please, altered peeps deserve privacy.

Email all submissions to: freegifts@alteredpaints.com

Note: Submissions will be used on this website and in marketing.

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Finally, a paint kit that gets my vibe—creative, relaxed, and a little wild.

Jess K.

Altered Paints turned my weekend into a fun, messy masterpiece—love it!

Mark T.