THE "ALTY" AWARDS

Before you stagger off to find your snacks or your bed, your art deserves its 15 minutes of internet fame. Whether it looks like a Louvre-worthy leaf or a wine-stained Rorschach test, we want to see it.

How to Enter the Hall of Fame:

Pose: Hold your ornament FAR FROM your face. (no altered peeps please!)

Post: Upload to your favorite social media void.

Tag: Use the official hashtags so we can judge... err, admire your work.

The Hashtag Menu:

#HighArtLowStandards (For the weed leaf enthusiasts)

#PaintWaterOrWine? (For those who definitely drank from the wrong cup)

#AlteredPaints (For the brand loyalists)

#IThinkITried (For the "Abstract" specialists)

A Final Word from Altered Paints™:

"Thank you for letting us be part of your blurred vision and shaky hands. If your ornament is still wet, leave it on the counter. If you’re still wet (from spilling your drink), leave yourself on the couch. We’ll see you at the next session!"

"Laugh, drink (or toke)...err and paint together!"