Get to know us
Welcome to Altered Paints Company, the creative home of the "Ultimate Happier Meal for Grown-Ups." We specialize in adult paint and sip kits designed for those who believe that a masterpiece is best created with a drink in one hand and a little something extra in the other. Born from a love for humor, whimsy, and unconventional art, we’ve ditched the stuffy studio vibes to bring the party directly to your table. Our goal is simple: to provide a high-energy, irreverent escape where you can get messy, get creative, and get slightly altered all at the same time.
Whether you're hosting a wild craft night with the squad or just looking to vibe out solo, our all-in-one kits are packed with everything you need to spark your imagination. From wooden ornaments to surprise gifts, every detail is infused with our signature naughty and groovy aesthetic. At Altered Paints, we don't care if you stay inside the lines—we just want you to laugh, drink & toke... err, PAINT together!
Our mission
Our mission is to break the mold of the traditional "serious" artist by providing a canvas for authentic connection. We create light-hearted, adult-themed paint kits that encourage people to loosen up, spark their creativity, and embrace the messy, hilarious side of life. Whether you're popping a cork or sparking a joint, we're here to make sure your only masterpiece is the fun you had making it!
Our vision
To be the world's most unapologetically fun creative brand, redefining "adult playtime" one kit at a time. We envision a future where every gathering--from the couch to the kitchen table--is fueled by laughter, elevated by a little relaxation, and immortalized in slightly crooked (but totally awesome) art.
Why Altered Paints?
No Experience Required: If you can hold a brush (and a glass/lighter), you're overqualified.
A "Twist" on tradition: We don't do boring bowls of fruit. We do art that actually fits your lifestyle.
Inclusive Fun: Because whether you prefer a Pinot or a Pre-roll, everyone deserves a creative outlet.
Leisure Art: Because painting in your living room with your besties is 100 times more fun than sitting in a stuffy studio.
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Contact
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info@alteredpaints.com
(315) 320-6098
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Syracuse, New York 13209
