What's in the kit?

Since Altered Paints is all about getting a little fuzzy around the edges while staying sharp with the brush, here is a contents list designed to make your guests chuckle before they even dip a bristle.

🎨 The Altered Paints "High-Spirits" Kit includes:

1. Your "Choice of Poison" Ornaments (Set of 6)

Either you picked the "Classy Glassy" Ornaments: Elegant wine glass shapes for those who prefer their inspiration fermented. Or you picked the "Devil’s Lettuce" Baubles: High-quality weed themed cutouts for those who find their "muse" in a cloud of smoke.

2. The "Don't Drink This" Paint Sets (Set of 6)

Six professional-grade acrylic sets. Warning: Despite looking like delicious forbidden frosting, these are for the ornaments only. Includes the "Bob Ross Emergency Green": Because we know exactly where your mind is going with those leaf ornaments.

3. The "Mixed Emotions" Palettes (Set of 6)

Six sturdy palettes to hold your colors. Features a thumb hole so you can feel like a real Renaissance master, even if you’re currently struggling to paint a straight line. (Just kidding, no holes)

4. The "Happier Meal" (Adult Edition) Box

A nostalgic, oversized cardboard carrier holds the magical contents of your choosing. The Surprise "Toy": No plastic figurines here. Each box contains a pack of "I Tried" stickers to wear proudly once the wine/weed kicks in and the painting starts looking... abstract.

Pro Tip: If your painting starts looking like a Rorschach test, just tell people it’s "Expressionism." The more you drink or toke, the better it looks. It’s science.

Altered Paints™ Kits

Paint and Sip (or toke) kits for every vibe

Wine not!

Elegant Wine glass & bottle shaped ornament kits

The Devils Lettuce

Leaves and weed memes ornament kits

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Altered Paints™ Revolution

Paint nights with a twist—fun, messy, and totally you!

Do you have pictures of your party and want a free gift? Email the fun to us and authorize use on our website - you will get a free kit of your choice for the next paint adventurer!

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Email all submissions to: freegifts@alteredpaints.com

Note: Submissions will be used on this website and in marketing.

Finally, a paint kit that gets my vibe—creative, relaxed, and a little wild.

Jess K.

Altered Paints turned my weekend into a fun, messy masterpiece—love it!

Mark T.

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